By hanging with us you agree:
The catz have the right
to do whatever they want with the content of this website at any time. A few of the catz
have a real mouth on them, so there may be an offensive word or two. This site really isn't suitable for children. But if you are an adult, and the words offend you, please see last paragraph.
that the catz
hold the copyright to everything you see here (except third party content they may have allegedly stolen)
. If you attempt to profit from what little work the catz
have actually done, they aren't going to sue you. They will find out where you live,
and send thousands of feral cats to your front door. They will cat-jack your car, and have kittens in the trunk. Hundreds of kittens. And no one really wants that.
this site is what it is. The catz
are in no way implying this site is suitable for any purpose at all. In fact, several of them can't remember why they even built it. And they surely won't swear everything here is true. So, if a link is
broken or the site is down, it will be dealt with in cat time.
You also agree
that you can't hold a cat responsible for anything. It is common knowledge that the catz
spend most of their time napping, and the rest of their time drinking and smoking. So they could not possibly be responsible for whatever problem you may have.
And lastly, if you don't accept all
of the above conditions/terms, this site is not for you. Please understand, the catz
do not care. Your only option is to hit the information highway. Don't let your mouse hit you in the ass on the way out...Meow.